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http://www.livejournal.com/users/wicked_wish/463017.html

My favorite quote from the article:
Stop fucking him if he thinks that someone other than you should determine what hangs around inside you. Stop fucking him, because he would sooner masturbate with a corkscrew than let you dictate how he receives his prostate exams.


Too right.

Birds and Bugs

Date: 2005-03-05 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xpi.livejournal.com
Lysistrata. A lot (http://drama.eserver.org/plays/classical/aristophanes/lysistrata.txt) ROFLMAO.
LYSISTRATA 
It's the behaviour of these naughty women, it's the female heart 
and female weakness that so discourage me. 
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN 
Tell us, tell us, what is it? 
LYSISTRATA 
I only tell the simple truth. 
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN 
What has happened so disconcerting? Come, tell your friends. 
LYSISTRATA 
Oh! the thing is so hard to tell-yet so impossible to conceal. 
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN 
Never seek to hide any ill that has befallen our cause. 
LYSISTRATA 
To blurt it out in a word-we want laying! 
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN 
Oh! Zeus, oh! Zeus! 

Date: 2005-03-05 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-inner-lady.livejournal.com
long absent (and sorely missed) from the human race, Darwin finds a way to return

O Traveller -

Date: 2005-03-05 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] staciadevi.livejournal.com
- that was an *excellent* article, too funny. Cheers!

Date: 2005-03-05 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mitzytipsy.livejournal.com
ROFL! Andy

S. 20 Prevention First; Better Guidance.

Date: 2005-03-08 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xpi.livejournal.com
The
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The <a href=S. 20 bill, on the other hand is the first squirt to come from the 109th assrag assembly that remotely resembles thought.
My fav. part.
<pre>
SEC. 2707. STANDARDS RELATING TO BENEFITS FOR CONTRACEPTIVES.
....
`(b) PROHIBITIONS- A group health plan, and a health insurance issuer providing health insurance coverage in connection with a group health plan, may not--
`(1) deny to an individual eligibility, or continued eligibility, to enroll or to renew coverage under the terms of the plan because of the individual's or enrollee's use or potential use of items or services that are covered in accordance with the requirements of this section;
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`(2) provide monetary payments or rebates to a covered individual to encourage such individual to accept less than the minimum protections available under this section;


`(3) penalize or otherwise reduce or limit the reimbursement of a health care professional because such professional prescribed contraceptive drugs or devices, or provided contraceptive services, described in subsection (a), in accordance with this section; or


`(4) provide incentives (monetary or otherwise) to a health care professional to induce such professional to withhold from covered individual contraceptive drugs or devices, or contraceptive services, described in subsection (a

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